♡ Webmaster

about the webmaster


For those who are wanting to know more about me and my personal life, this is the place to start! You can call me Pony but I also love to go by other names such as Pygmalion/Pygmy, Majesty, or Glory. As evident by the icon and the names I chose specifically for my about page, I am a huge geek when it comes to horses and horse related things. Probably way too much for my own good but who ever said you can't have too many horses in one stable?

I was born in 2001 (so close to Y2K!) on April 12th so a lot of old internet and frutiger aero stuff comes to me with a LOT of nostalgia. As for the cloudy aesthetic that I was going for? I'm not entirely sure! My best guesses is that it came to me when I was listening to a lot of music by Yabujin and I got entranced by his aesthetics that contained a lot of angelic & cloudy sky imagery that it became a part of who I am today. I think that and also My Little Pony was also a huge factor on why horses are my favorite thing ever along with them being tied to my aesthetic.
Speaking of horses and other equine related creatures, I should also probably mention that I am indeed a horse making this website, at least in an alterhuman perspective? I don't often feel like a human but I do often align myself with a lot of horses and their equine etiquette. Like, yeah, I'm a tall and sometimes clumsy beast with long-ish hair and a graceful gait. Yeah, I like eating a lot of oats, apples, and veggies, too! It just feels so right for me to realize that I am some weird horse that just happens to be stuck inside a human vessel for the time being. Maybe someday I'll be able to be a horse in another lifetime.

Importantly, I am Black and Hispanic. I know it may not seem like anything first but for me, it feels like half of my experiences have been growing up with both black and hispanic backgrounds especially in my school days. So while I may not have all the experiences of many people of color such as myself, I thought it'd be cool to talk about my insight as an Afro-Hispanic.
Another thing about me would also be that I am Honduran, so I can (sort of) speak English and Spanish. Only problem is that my English is not as good as I want for it to be and my Spanish, I can read it and write it well but it falls immediately flat the moment I try and speak it into actual conversation which is a bit infuriating, not going to lie! I want to try and get better at properly speaking my mother tongue again so I don't always have to resort to English each time + it'd be a nice way to try and reconnect with my culture and heritage as a Honduran myself!

I remember I briefly began web design back in high school when I had to do it for a grade and I had to deal with a not-so-plesant teacher on top of that as well. Don't get it twisted, I absolutely loved working on websites and making them myself but the amount of shit I got by my teacher for it as well as being asked by popular girls who were willing to pay me to make a website for them sort of discouraged me from even touching anything relating to HTML and CSS ever again.
Flash forward to present time in the 2020s, the internet as we know it is beginning to look more and more plain by the second and, to the uncomfortable and unfortunate news for everyone on the world wide web, its being overtaken by robots who want to convince you that they are people too despite not knowing how many r's there are in the word 'strawberry' (it's three). Seeing things like this made me wonder how vast the internet has changed back then and just by seeing how the internet is changing for the worst now thanks to gazillionares, it made me actually get up off my hindquarters and actually make a website dedicated to me and only myself.
No more will I have to deal with other people being up in my business about who I should be and no more will I have to deal with robots infiltrating my page. Sure, Neocities may not be one of the best alternatives for hosting but it is one I've grown comfortable with since I've started to pick up HTML/CSS again back in ... April/May I forget.

Seguing into the topic of finally being free in my own spaces, you may also see me openly talk about being a lesbian, specifically of the transmasculine variety, and my inherit love for all things sapphism and girl-kissing. I'm not ashamed of that and I don't think I ever will be since kissing and loving girls is super great.
You might also get to hear about my girlfriend in my diary section, too! She's super great and I wouldn't want them in any other way ♥

I'm not entirely sure what else to add here other than I hope you enjoyed me rambling about myself for god knows how long and I hope you'll enjoy my other rambles on this website and its other pages! Have fun!

more about me


Pony / Pygmy
@dreamvalley





Pronouns: He/It/Blue/Cyber/Angel/Cloud

Age: 23 years old

Birthday: April 12th, 2001

Likes: Old Technology, World History, the 70s - 2000s,
80s cartoons, Videogame Arcades (from 70s-80s), Horses,
Defunct/Old/Obscure MMOs, Old Internet & Website Archiving,
Lost/Obscure Media, & many, many more...

Dislikes: Fractals (they scare me...), Live Action Remakes, Capitalism,
Joint Pain, Being Understimulated, Willful Ignorance,
Items being Discontinued, & more ...

Hobbies: Drawing/Painting, Writing, Blogging,
Cooking, Coding/Programming, Playing Video Games,
Researching, & Reading

 

Favorites

Bands/Artists - the Bran Flakes, Negativland, Pat Benatar, Modern Talking, the Smiths, Lift to Experience, Self, Petshop Boys, A-ha, Streetlight Manifesto, Sugar Ray, the Suicide Machines, Reel Big Fish, Shonen Knife, Plus-Tech Squeeze Box, Serani Poji, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Femtanyl, Bad Influence, Hombres G, Mecano

TV/Movies/Webshows - My Little Pony (G1, Tales, & Friendship is Magic), Thomas the Tank Engine, TUGS, Smiling Friends, Oscar's Orchestra, Sailor Moon, Azumanga Daioh, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Are You Being Served?, Keep Your Hands Off the Eizouken!

Games - Toontown (Rewritten & Corporate Clash), Half-Life, VRChat, Pokemon, Cookie Clicker, Ace Attorney, Five Nights at Freddy's, 90s Point and Click Titles, Edutainment Games, Baldi's Basics, Half-Life 2000s Flash Games

Books/Literature - I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, To Kill a Mockingbird, the Hunger Games, Warriors, Kaiji/Tonegawa-San: Middle Management Blues, Science Fiction, Garfield, Asterix and Obelix, Lucky Luke

Youtubers/YTPers/Streamers - Izzzyzzz, Li Speaks, Dream Jelly, Lythero, Snapcube, Defunctland, Lukinspire, TAPEW0RM, Jerma985, Vinesauce, Siivagunner, Kurtis Conner, Ashens, HourOfPoop, blameitonjorge, Alpha Beta Gamer, 8-Bit Gamer, LGR (Lazy Game Reviews)

Special Interests - Internet Horror, World History, Videogame Arcades, Early Computer Animation, Horses & other Equines, Lost Media, Old Technology, the 1920s, Corporate Aesthetics, Animatronics/Robotics/Automatons

 

Stamps

 

Blinkies

 

Quiz Results

What Sailor Scout Are You?

Which Of The Mane Six Are You?

What Dere Type Are You?

What Keroro Platoon member are you?

What Final Fantasy VII Character Are You?

What Alicorn Princess Are You?

which madoka magica girl r u ?

I am chevres!

 

Fanlistings

General

Video Games

Anime & Cartoons

Music